(L) Gene Lewis in a cavernous void of cognitive anything. (R) Nassir Ahmed Muhammed, Egyptian ProstituteJune 29th, 11:44 EST, David Ormes
Gene Lewis, Technology Enthusiast, and Principal of Design and Technology Firm Digital Pulp, sits in the relative comfort of sweltering New York humidity while quietly pondering the various odors from other technology enthusiasts. Writing for ABC news provides him with moments of mental activity between the long and painful lulls of iChess, watching pigeons defecate, and fending off unwanted advances from Nassir (Egyptian Technology and Male Prostitution Enthusiast r. ). "I make the the gay for of having of jesus phone", Nassir quietly whispers. Lewis quitely nods through a thunderously vast realm of mental inactivity.
For all of us who lack the intestinal fortitude to endure this "Camping for Floyd tickets" ordeal, a hearty salute should go out to this man. One man, one phone, one long ass boring fucking time, and just waiting to get mugged for his 17" laptop. We salute you.
Can you get me one while you're there?
To read Gene Lewis' musings please visit the link below.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=3329435&page=1
