David Ormes

New Zealand

2008-12-10T10:50:00.000-08:00

If Bob Ross would have painted any country it would have been New Zealand. We were there to shoot the US Snowboarding Team 2006.

Getting Mooned, Napped and Monkeyed in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua

2008-12-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

Living La Vida Nica Part 2

2008-12-10T07:50:00.000-08:00

Dave & Laura Manning the Decks of The USS North Carolina in Wilmington, NC 2008

2008-12-02T12:20:00.000-08:00

Gotham Big Wheel King Ray

2008-10-21T09:10:00.000-07:00

Central Park Big Wheel Derby

In An Another Effort To Publicly Embarrass Myself

2008-10-01T13:47:00.000-07:00

Finbarr Obrien On The Mend

2008-10-01T13:35:00.000-07:00

Back home an en route to Ireland. We all love you ladd.

If Only.....

2008-09-09T21:57:00.000-07:00

South Miami Senior: Home Of The Stabbing

2008-08-30T08:20:00.000-07:00

Pops Showing Me The "Internet" and His Mac Book

2008-08-14T16:27:00.000-07:00

Celestiallytarded

2008-08-14T16:15:00.000-07:00

Ha, that's actually at the Venetian in Vegas.

Dumb Cinematic Bad Guy Pose

2008-08-14T16:11:00.000-07:00

125 N 10th Sales Office

2008-08-14T16:07:00.000-07:00

New Zealand & USOC Facilities Colorado Springs

2008-08-14T15:48:00.000-07:00

Badass Mutherfucker

2008-08-09T06:28:00.000-07:00

Ain't nobody got shit on Papa Ormes. Be smooth, be the badass we know you are. Your posse rolls deep.

Mom & Dad

2008-08-01T08:42:00.000-07:00

Love you both dearly.

DJ & Sung Bin Wedding Part II

2008-07-11T09:49:00.000-07:00

DJ & Sung Bin Wedding in New Hampshire PT.I

2008-07-11T09:47:00.000-07:00

Ormes InThe Hizzie

2008-06-27T09:12:00.000-07:00

If You Need It To Apologize, This Helps.

2008-06-27T08:25:00.000-07:00

This was designed out of necessity.

Whatever. Go Phins.

2008-06-27T00:15:00.000-07:00

Love The Nub.

2008-06-07T14:06:00.000-07:00

My tailess kitty.

Photo of Dave, Dom, Alex: Cathleen Kreighton, Chair COMD at Pratt

2008-06-07T13:59:00.000-07:00

Pratt Assignment Circa 1994?

2008-06-07T13:50:00.000-07:00

2008-06-07T13:37:00.000-07:00

Joe the smart monkey trying to rip off Laura's bikini. He just chewed on my ankles. Quinata Roo, Mexico.

Da Gimp

2008-06-07T13:32:00.000-07:00

Ulysees "Bunky" Furye, RIP. Stone Cold Homie.

2008-06-07T13:09:00.000-07:00

Nap time for the Bunkstable.
Loved him some Folk Singers, Hum Dingers. (See Dylan).
"Where's Megapixel?"

Um...

2008-06-07T12:54:00.000-07:00

Ormes/Garcia Crew II

2008-06-07T00:09:00.000-07:00

The Ormes Crew

2008-06-06T23:53:00.000-07:00

Shoulda Never Gone To Pratt.

2008-06-06T23:50:00.000-07:00

Ha. If You Know Spanish. And Married.

2008-06-06T23:31:00.000-07:00

Do Not Lose This Book. Again.

2008-06-03T06:06:00.001-07:00

US Swim Team Shoot

2008-05-31T14:31:00.000-07:00

Ft. Myers, Florida. US Swim Team 2008 Open Water Swim Competition

Better images to come.

Old Dirty Dave

2008-05-24T07:29:00.000-07:00

Merida, Yucatan, Mexico Lecture

2008-05-24T06:46:00.000-07:00

Kids bustin my balls for a logo design that was a stain on a piece of tape dubbed "instant logo"

Finbar

2008-05-24T06:22:00.000-07:00

Get better soon Lad, You are always in our thoughts.
Finbar recently was diagnosed with a brain tumor. He is on the mend and hoping to make a speedy recovery. Our thoughts and prayers are with him. Truly, one of the finest humans I have known. Slatje!

Viva Absolut Mexico Cabrones

2008-04-05T09:00:00.001-07:00

Mariachi Hat City

2008-02-09T07:56:00.000-08:00

Where else can you get premium Mariachi Hats at a fraction of retail costs? Ju gotta come down to Mariachi Hat City ese.Our friendly staff of Don Freaky and Chivato will find the right hat that fits your Bohemia lifestyles at a fraction of the costs! Kent Exit 21 on the BQE, Brooklyn, NY. Many thanks to our Austin connechions for fancy work clothings. Everybody saying hello Jamil!

See our many satisfied customers.

Jus look at this guy, he so happy with his hat he just stare into space. Another success storee.

George Town, Delicousness, PA, jus look at his yoga pose, like he's came out of pilates or some chit like that. A mark of success.

Even famous erock estars (DJ del Sucio en Proposito) coming to Don Freaky and Chivato for all their mariachi needs.

Our staff of two stand underneath our product to chow yous how much we believes in hat.

Das My Shit

2008-01-09T15:01:00.000-08:00

Thrill Therapy, New Zealand

2008-01-06T08:42:00.000-08:00

Man And His Gimp

2007-11-22T18:39:00.000-08:00

Tito the Puerto Rican Knight Circa 1985

2007-11-22T09:17:00.000-08:00

So what, yes I was D&D nerd when i was 10 or so. I was a Chaotic Good 17th Level Palladin. What have you done with your life? I will put your sorry ass in my Magical Bag of Holding son! What?! I'll cap your ass with my D12 Son! Word up to my DM Jason. Oh you want some, where yo miniatures at B?

And Yes, Still More Mariachi Goodness. Which is Badass Cabrones.

2007-11-15T11:36:00.000-08:00

More Mariachi Birthday Madness

2007-11-10T14:52:00.000-08:00

BabyHead Chitlin, Blues Enthusiast Born Sans Pituitary Gland

2007-11-10T13:04:00.000-08:00

BIRTHDAY MARIACHI

2007-11-10T12:17:00.000-08:00

Looking Back at 206 Classon, The Salad Years

2007-08-31T13:38:00.000-07:00

(Click Title Link For Gallery)
No, it's not tossed. But here are a few gems that none of you remember but were diligently recorded onto photographic contraptions and lovingly assembled on the internets for your viewing displeasure. The wrecking ball may take the floor upon which we stood but it will never take our memories, we left that to the vodka. So in case you forgot, or repressed any memories, here is a slime... slideshow of the beautifully horrific good times we have had in this space. You all have warmed this space with your mirth, humor and various gaseous emmissions. In the next six months we will be dismatelling operations here, but rest assured we will find a new venue for your horrifyingly embarrassing behavior to continue.

Sincerely and with much unrequieted love,
David Ormes
Unofficial Councilman of Clinton Hill and the Surrounding Bombed Out Areas

RIP 206 Classon Avenue, 3rd Floor

2007-08-31T12:35:00.000-07:00

Our current residence is slated for demolition in '08. So a wrecking ball will tear down the string of buildings at the old Renken Milk factory. To the owner's credit they did tell me face to face and made reasonable accomodations. Regardless, it's a sad day. We had a good run here on the 3rd Floor and home to the Big Rig HQ. We shall miss you 206.

Los Dos Cojos (The 2 Gimps)

2007-07-06T19:05:00.000-07:00

You Too Can Be an Art Director

2007-07-01T14:00:00.001-07:00

Tricksables Nuptial: Part II

2007-07-01T13:20:00.000-07:00

Congrats brother. Click link for photos.

iBored

2007-06-29T10:25:00.000-07:00

(L) Gene Lewis in a cavernous void of cognitive anything. (R) Nassir Ahmed Muhammed, Egyptian Prostitute

June 29th, 11:44 EST, David Ormes

Gene Lewis, Technology Enthusiast, and Principal of Design and Technology Firm Digital Pulp, sits in the relative comfort of sweltering New York humidity while quietly pondering the various odors from other technology enthusiasts. Writing for ABC news provides him with moments of mental activity between the long and painful lulls of iChess, watching pigeons defecate, and fending off unwanted advances from Nassir (Egyptian Technology and Male Prostitution Enthusiast r. ). "I make the the gay for of having of jesus phone", Nassir quietly whispers. Lewis quitely nods through a thunderously vast realm of mental inactivity.

For all of us who lack the intestinal fortitude to endure this "Camping for Floyd tickets" ordeal, a hearty salute should go out to this man. One man, one phone, one long ass boring fucking time, and just waiting to get mugged for his 17" laptop. We salute you.

Can you get me one while you're there?

To read Gene Lewis' musings please visit the link below.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=3329435&page=1

Presenting Mrs. Laura Walker Ormes

2007-06-29T10:10:00.000-07:00

Oh Dear. Guggis.

2007-06-22T07:25:00.000-07:00

Our Wedding

2007-06-18T14:23:00.000-07:00

Click the link if you wanna see da pictures.

Los 3 Garcias

2007-06-17T00:46:00.000-07:00

Tony Montana School of Business

2007-06-17T00:40:00.000-07:00

Have Anthony Robert's high-priced seminars left you flat broke? Well, brutal killer Tony Montana can turn all that around by showing you the path to financial success. The key? A three step program to awaken your balls.

Yet Another Failed Band

2007-05-25T15:04:00.000-07:00

Los Cabrones

2007-05-25T15:00:00.001-07:00

Forget This Guy's Name, Playa Del Carmen, Mexico

2007-05-19T11:35:00.000-07:00

Playa Del Carmen, I musta Said Some Funny Thang

2007-05-19T11:30:00.000-07:00

Big Rig is Monkey Friedly

2007-05-19T11:28:00.000-07:00

Bryan Callen and Myself in LA at Some Club on Hollywood BLVD.

2007-05-19T11:18:00.000-07:00

The Wedding of David and Laura

2007-05-19T11:04:00.001-07:00

The Ormes Boys

2007-05-19T11:01:00.001-07:00

Sung Bin, DJ, Tricky, Dave, Laura

2007-05-18T17:11:00.001-07:00

Trickstable Nuptials

2007-05-18T17:03:00.001-07:00

Lobster Hands aka Zazzi: Latest to Fall to Marriage... Sucker! Oh Shit Wait... I'm Next.

2007-05-18T15:21:00.001-07:00

NZ DVD Theory of Revolution by Big Rig/US Snowboarding

2007-05-18T15:06:00.001-07:00

125 North 10th Williamsburg Newest Project

2007-05-18T15:02:00.000-07:00

Mr. Peabody (My Childhood Pet Onion's) Birthday Wishes for My Soon to Be Wife Laura

2007-05-18T14:44:00.000-07:00

Won On the Horse, Not the Client

2007-05-18T14:42:00.000-07:00

Wade's Wedding

2007-05-18T13:33:00.000-07:00

DP Gangtas

2007-01-06T16:42:00.000-08:00

Luis Visits From Mexico

2007-01-06T12:23:00.000-08:00

XMas 2006 With Owen David Ormes

2007-01-06T12:04:00.000-08:00

I'm not That Young Anymore....

2006-11-29T18:14:00.000-08:00

Blood or Crips?

2006-10-12T09:31:00.000-07:00

NZ End of Trip

2006-09-08T15:30:00.000-07:00

Who The Fuck Are These People?

2006-08-31T14:55:00.000-07:00

Can't Touch Us

2006-08-02T07:59:00.000-07:00

There is no way to properly give this any kind of review other to say that is has forever changed my life as a sports fan and a Miami native. It can only be summarized by the IM converstaion I had with my friend Dom (also a lifelong Miami Dolphins fan)

Dom:
there is no word for the awesomness I long to express regarding that song
David:
dude im done looking at the internet we've arrived at its final destination
Dom:
haha
the Internet?
I dont even need to have an orgasm again
David:
yes its given the ultimate gift we can stop now

Chiken Comobs

2006-07-28T16:03:00.000-07:00

This is currently the state of the sign on Myrtle and Emerson. They had Come In and Get "CHICKEN COMOBS" FOR 2 MONTHS. I mean how many times have you seen the word COMBO in whatever life you have. COMBO....

I was going in to talk to the manager about it and decided it was much funnier to see when and if anyone did anything about it. They didn't. No I sit, and I wait for the next special,

You Know How We Roll in the H2

2006-05-25T10:10:00.000-07:00

1st and Goal, Blitz Coming.

2006-05-25T09:56:00.000-07:00

Throwback Pic to Class Circa 2004?

2006-05-18T15:34:00.000-07:00

Estar Guars.... Nothing But Estar Guars.....

2006-05-18T15:25:00.000-07:00

Um... Fuck You And Your Silly Hats

2006-05-18T15:22:00.000-07:00

Puffin Tuff!

2006-05-18T15:19:00.000-07:00

Get "Cho-Mack On"

2006-05-18T15:13:00.000-07:00

Che Guevarra Dave at a Lecture in Merida, Mexico With Mom

2006-05-18T15:07:00.000-07:00

At Michelle Doty's Wedding

2006-05-18T14:57:00.000-07:00

Oh... yeah... we're getting married.

Celia.......... (My Mom)

2006-05-18T14:53:00.000-07:00

Dave N Laura's Mexico Adventures

2006-05-18T14:50:00.000-07:00

Am I Your Design Monkey?

2006-05-18T14:45:00.000-07:00

The Last Non-Supper of Paul Fricano

2006-05-18T14:42:00.000-07:00

Big Daddy K Visits from MIA

2005-06-28T15:03:00.000-07:00

Big Rig at the 9th Annual Webby Awards

2005-05-29T12:55:00.000-07:00

Tricky's 5 Word Acceptance Speech. Keep On Truckin' Mo... My Friends.

Luara and Dave on the Red Carpet

Yep. Uh huh.

Tricky On Stage with Rob Corddry.

The Big Rig Crew at the Table.

Holy Crap! It's Al Gore.

Greetings From Ocala!

2005-05-26T12:17:00.000-07:00

Home-Made Mullett Attachment.

Ambisexdrous

2005-05-26T11:23:00.000-07:00

What would that entail. Did I just say "tail"?